Amy Miller

I tell jokes IRL but am funnier OTI. This is not a Dolly Parton fansite. I host a monthly show in Portland called Midnight Ma$$ and write a column for The Willamette Week called Fresh Meat. I have two dead dads.
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This was one of the most amazing things I have ever witnessed in live comedy. I was crying. He wrote this in 30 minutes. I hate him, actually. Just kidding I love him.


Last night, I participated in Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, a monthly LA show that made its San Francisco debut last night. The competition is split into two parts: in the first, contestants read prepared pieces of erotic fan fiction (topics last night included Animaniacs, Angry Birds, and the sitcom Family Matters). Before they read, contestants from the second round draw topics from a bag, and write their own pieces while the prepared works are read. Second-round topics included Watership Down, Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, and X-Men. I was fortunate enough to draw Driving Miss Daisy as my topic, and I’ve included my piece after the jump.

WARNING: Not Safe For Work. Not safe for anywhere.

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