They Come In Threes (but your mom doesn’t)

marcellacomedy:

Every time someone famous dies, some idiot is always like, why do we care about so-and-so all of a sudden? Hey, jerk mouth, maybe YOU never cared about that person but some of us were fans and wanna pay respects, when your mom dies I’ll be sure not to give a fuck.

Thank you.

  • 2 days ago
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ojpatterson:

This is going to be awesome. 

So awesome

ojpatterson:

This is going to be awesome. 

So awesome

  • 2 days ago
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courtingcomedy:

6/6. Sean Patton @ The New Parish. 579 18th St. Oakland. 8PM. $15-20. Featuring David Gborie, Clare O’Kane and hosted by Amy Miller. Music by Collisionville. Tickets Available: Here

(via internetclare)

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drewbeck:

#eclipse shadows

So good

drewbeck:

#eclipse shadows

So good

  • 3 days ago
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So so stupid it’s good

So so stupid it’s good

(Source: absolutelymadness, via natashamuse)

  • 5 days ago
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heyoscarwilde:

Never Nude
Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke by Box Brown :: via boxbrown

heyoscarwilde:

Never Nude

Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke by Box Brown :: via boxbrown

(via ojpatterson)

  • 5 days ago
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A true hero!!!!

A true hero!!!!

  • 6 days ago
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Exclusive: Moshe Kasher Interview (Part 1)

Congrats to OJ for winning best comedy blog in the SF Weekly Awards. Here we can see just why he won. Great interview after a super awesome show.

courtingcomedy:

The following interview took place April 4th 2012 at Vitus in Oakland on Moshe Kasher’s book tour. Moshe is a comedian based in Los Angeles, born in New York and raised in Oakland. He’s hilarious, and if you need to catch up, click: here

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Im on this show! You should come to it.

courtingcomedy:

Giveaway: Do you want to see a screening of San Francisco’s best stand-up documentary for free? SURE YOU DO! And if you can’t go, YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT CAN! I have a few tickets to give away, if you’re interested email ojpatterson [at] yahoo [dot] com. First come, first serve. Two Person Limit per Entry. Show details below:

5/19. Welcome to the Stage Screening @ Delancey Street Theater. 600 Embarcadero. SF. 8PM. $7-$10. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Andrew Holmgren and host Amy Miller. More Information: Here

Each episode of Welcome to the Stage follows a group of female comedians as they navigate the murky waters of the comedy scene in the SF Bay Area. Episode 1 was all about hecklers. Episode 2 was all about open mics, and Episode 3 is all about comedy competitions. If you’ve ever wondered what being a comedian is really like, this is the show for you! 

  • 1 week ago
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drewbeck:

Sometimes there’s ice cream at work. #startuplife

drewbeck:

Sometimes there’s ice cream at work. #startuplife

  • 1 week ago
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