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After extensive research in the data map USA, here are all the bands that probably like to have sex with other bands.
Please review the science and then observe more facts below.
In conclusion, here are the gayest bands per capita, provided you know the population of these states in a rough order without googling it. And by bands I mean to say, “Distinctive artists” which is so typical.
1. Bonobo (Big surprise for a group called ‘bone a beau’)
2. James Blake (no limit to yr love if you’re another dude!!)
3. Head and the Heart (you figure this one out)
4. Bruce Springsteen (If you think about it all of America is probs a little gay?)
5. Sufjan Stevens (Indie rocker Christian dude. All pent up and sensitive like that.)
6. Alan Jackson
7. Metric (Canadian)
8. Neil Young (Out on the weekend)
9. Phish (Been puttin a chocolate core in Ben and Jerry for ages)
10. R.E.M.I.GAY? OMG yeah probably.
11. David Guetta (little known fact that EDM stands for “eat dick more”)
12. B.o.B. (Born of boners)
13. Kelly Rowland (say my name say my name. you know that i love you. and by you i mean another lady even though i am also a lady.)
14. Rush (Wrapped up like a douche, I pull my boner in the night!!)
15. Grateful Dead (Like I am to my conservative family members for the most part)
16. Nirvana (Come as you are. On my similarly gendered body)
And as I have proven by this internet article, the above bands are the most likely to be gay people. Peace!
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