A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]

Dammit!

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I wish I had never dated a terrible dude who looks like young Mick Jagger. Because then every time I see a foxy ass picture of Mick Jagger I think hey maybe being called a dumb bitch in the middle of a restaurant isn’t so bad?

I wish I had never dated a terrible dude who looks like young Mick Jagger. Because then every time I see a foxy ass picture of Mick Jagger I think hey maybe being called a dumb bitch in the middle of a restaurant isn’t so bad?

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internetclare:

I started doing covers of HBO theme songs. Why? At first I thought it would be funny, but then I got real serious about it and spent a really long time trying to perfect the “YEAHHH”s at the end of the Entourage theme song. I don’t even know if I’m proud of these or not.

Whatever! I’m also taking requests for HBO theme songs you would like to hear me cover. Keep in mind I don’t know how to play any instruments so I just use my mouth hole to make sounds. E-mail me at clarelokane@gmail.com or tweet me at @clareoklare with any requests! I need stuff to do, guys!


Until then, please enjoy this cover of “Way Down in the Hole”, the theme song from the Wire.

This is my favorite

  • 6 days ago
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How bout a lil more funny for dat assssss Saturday night at 10.

How bout a lil more funny for dat assssss Saturday night at 10.

  • 1 week ago
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They Come In Threes (but your mom doesn’t)

marcellacomedy:

Every time someone famous dies, some idiot is always like, why do we care about so-and-so all of a sudden? Hey, jerk mouth, maybe YOU never cared about that person but some of us were fans and wanna pay respects, when your mom dies I’ll be sure not to give a fuck.

Thank you.

  • 1 week ago
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ojpatterson:

This is going to be awesome. 

So awesome

ojpatterson:

This is going to be awesome. 

So awesome

  • 1 week ago
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courtingcomedy:

6/6. Sean Patton @ The New Parish. 579 18th St. Oakland. 8PM. $15-20. Featuring David Gborie, Clare O’Kane and hosted by Amy Miller. Music by Collisionville. Tickets Available: Here

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  • 1 week ago
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drewbeck:

#eclipse shadows

So good

drewbeck:

#eclipse shadows

So good

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So so stupid it’s good

So so stupid it’s good

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  • 2 weeks ago
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heyoscarwilde:

Never Nude
Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke by Box Brown :: via boxbrown

heyoscarwilde:

Never Nude

Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke by Box Brown :: via boxbrown

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