THIS IS GONNA RULE 

THIS IS GONNA RULE 

  • 2 weeks ago
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I sat down with Shane Torres for his radio show Help Wanted. We discussed my wacko job history.  
Listen here!

I sat down with Shane Torres for his radio show Help Wanted. We discussed my wacko job history.  

Listen here!

  • 3 months ago
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i find plaid to be soothing

i find plaid to be soothing

  • 5 months ago
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cyniccave:

Sat March 22nd, 10 pm show.
Amy will soon be temporarily freed from Portland’s cloudy clutches and wants to laugh and hug and eat proper burritos with you!In celebration, here is a lineup of some of the finest comics from the Bay and beyond. Can you believe it?! Amy will be doing a long-ish set at the end.Hosted by Cynic Cave king Kevin O’Sheaw/David Gborie (Bridgetown Festival, High Plains Fest, All around ladies man)Brendan Lynch (SF Sketchfest)Greg Edwards (Thug Notes)Lydia Popovich (Sketchfest/ Hater Tuesday)Andy Sell (Crom Comedy Fest/ Cool dude)Karinda Dobbins (Nickelodeon / Sketchfest)

SATURDAY!!

cyniccave:

Sat March 22nd, 10 pm show.

Amy will soon be temporarily freed from Portland’s cloudy clutches and wants to laugh and hug and eat proper burritos with you!

In celebration, here is a lineup of some of the finest comics from the Bay and beyond. Can you believe it?! Amy will be doing a long-ish set at the end.

Hosted by Cynic Cave king Kevin O’Shea
w/

David Gborie (Bridgetown Festival, High Plains Fest, All around ladies man)
Brendan Lynch (SF Sketchfest)
Greg Edwards (Thug Notes)
Lydia Popovich (Sketchfest/ Hater Tuesday)
Andy Sell (Crom Comedy Fest/ Cool dude)
Karinda Dobbins (Nickelodeon / Sketchfest)

SATURDAY!!

  • 5 months ago
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I always wanted to perform in Mortified and finally did. It was one of the first shows that made me think maybe I COULD get on stage sometime. And as it turns out, yes, it is pretty goddamn mortifying. Watch it. But also don’t, please. That would be better for me. 

  • 5 months ago
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SATURDAY NIGHT!!! PORTLAND!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT!!! PORTLAND!!!

  • 6 months ago
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GAY BANDS!

Hello! I read some articles this evening with facts in them, specifically regarding which music each state likes the most and also which states are the most homosexual.

After extensive research in the data map USA, here are all the bands that probably like to have sex with other bands.

Please review the science and then observe more facts below.

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In conclusion, here are the gayest bands per capita, provided you know the population of these states in a rough order without googling it. And by bands I mean to say, “Distinctive artists” which is so typical. 

1. Bonobo (Big surprise for a group called ‘bone a beau’)

2. James Blake (no limit to yr love if you’re another dude!!)

3. Head and the Heart (you figure this one out)

4. Bruce Springsteen (If you think about it all of America is probs a little gay?)

5. Sufjan Stevens (Indie rocker Christian dude. All pent up and sensitive like that.)

6. Alan Jackson 

7. Metric (Canadian)

8. Neil Young (Out on the weekend)

9. Phish (Been puttin a chocolate core in Ben and Jerry for ages)

10. R.E.M.I.GAY? OMG yeah probably.

11. David Guetta (little known fact that EDM stands for “eat dick more”)

12. B.o.B. (Born of boners)

13. Kelly Rowland (say my name say my name. you know that i love you. and by you i mean another lady even though i am also a lady.)

14. Rush (Wrapped up like a douche, I pull my boner in the night!!)

15. Grateful Dead (Like I am to my conservative family members for the most part)

16. Nirvana (Come as you are. On my similarly gendered body)

And as I have proven by this internet article, the above bands are the most likely to be gay people. Peace!

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  • 6 months ago
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An Interview

This is an interview I did with a local blogger. She was very nice.

Read it here.

  • 6 months ago
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